"You Ain't Gettin' 💩" Crystal Santa Tee
IN STOCK READY TO SHIP
Santa’s had enough and he’s saying it louder this year 😂🎅
Vintage Santa graphic… cheeky holiday humor… and YES — she comes fully embellished with crystals (no plain option 😍)
This one is a guaranteed conversation starter — the perfect tee for the ones who love cozy Christmas vibes with a little side of sass.
Why You’ll Love It
- Sparkly crystal embellishment that catches the light ✨
- Vintage Santa graphic, retro holiday feels
- Soft + comfy fit (your new fave holiday tee)
- Private-labeled — boutique exclusive
Fit & Sizing
- Unisex fit
- True to size
- For an oversized look, size up
Fabric + Details
- Gildan Softstyle
- 100% Cotton
- Direct-to-Film print
- Crystals included 💎
Preorder Info
Ships in 7–10 business days. Trust us — totally worth the wait 😏🎄
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"You Ain't Gettin' 💩" Crystal Santa Tee
IN STOCK READY TO SHIP
Santa’s had enough and he’s saying it louder this year 😂🎅
Vintage Santa graphic… cheeky holiday humor… and YES — she comes fully embellished with crystals (no plain option 😍)
This one is a guaranteed conversation starter — the perfect tee for the ones who love cozy Christmas vibes with a little side of sass.
Why You’ll Love It
- Sparkly crystal embellishment that catches the light ✨
- Vintage Santa graphic, retro holiday feels
- Soft + comfy fit (your new fave holiday tee)
- Private-labeled — boutique exclusive
Fit & Sizing
- Unisex fit
- True to size
- For an oversized look, size up
Fabric + Details
- Gildan Softstyle
- 100% Cotton
- Direct-to-Film print
- Crystals included 💎
Preorder Info
Ships in 7–10 business days. Trust us — totally worth the wait 😏🎄
Care Information
Hand-wash warm. Tumble dry low. This product has been washed at the factory after sewing to minimize fabric shrinkage.
Care Information
Hand-wash warm. Tumble dry low. This product has been washed at the factory after sewing to minimize fabric shrinkage.
